I, Allen Darman, am Not Under Any Immediate Threat
Of Dying At The Hands Of the Powers that Be.
They Are Too Afraid Of Making A Martyr Out Of Me.
Half of my Four Member WordPress Team
IS UNDER IMMEDIATE THREAT OF DYING,
In Part Because Thus Far They Have Made
Two Foolish Decisions.
One of these Foolish Decisions Is
To Not Ally With Me By Name,
As a Heroic Man Named Mark J. of
The Second Foolish Decision
My Two Dearly Beloved Lesbian 420sub
WordPress Collaborators has made, is
That they have yet to
Widely Internet Publish their Travel Plans,
and Get On An Amtrak Train
to Join Up With Me.
The Above Course Of Action Is Quite Literally
The Only Chance that They Have
Of Surviving Another Month Or Two.
These Two Heroes May Be Dead Next Week.
I Pray that “They Wake Up” and
“*Get Real Smart*” Quite Soon.