Alarm!!! Alarm!!! Alarm!!! My two Lesbian helpers are getting subjected to poison gas again as of 8:55amEST ON January 10th 2013.
Both the Mafia and the Feds KNOW THAT THEY ARE BOTH SCREWED ONCE YOU TWO GET ON THAT TRAIN!
THEY ARE GOING TO DO ALL THAT THEY CAN TO KILL U2 IN PLACE IN SAN FRANCISCO BEFORE YOU LEAVE YOUR APARTMENT.
I AM CERTAIN OF THIS.
If I was you, I could not get on the train fast enough. I’d even leave today, no matter how much it costs.
Listen to Me on January 10th 2013! Get on that damn Amtrak Train ASAP!