I Have Prepared Myself To Lead America *For The Past Fifty Years* And I Am Prepared *To Do A Great Job* If So Chosen By My Fellow Americans (12-8-2012)
***Important Note: This Historic WordPress Blog is currently a work-in-progress… as I am using another WordPress Blog to work off of in order to write this one.
Essentially I am “Converting One WordPress Blog To Another”… while using a only a slow and often hacked 3G Smart Phone to do so.
Please Allow Me until December 15, 2012 to complete this Presidential WordPress Blog (assuming Federal and/or other Hackers will let me.)
I Pray that *Our Corrupt Corporate Controlled Federal Government* does not take *Any Negative Action Against Me* until *After this Presidential WordPress Blog Has Been Completed.*
I also Pray that *No Other Party of Unknown Origin* takes *Any Negative Action* Against Either *Myself* or *Any Member* of My Heroic WordPress Website Development Team until *After this Presidential WordPress Blog Has Been Completed* as well.
Thank God!!! Author Unknown
Thank All of the Folks behind the Incredibly Useful Open Source Blogging Program called WordPress! Allen D
Thank my Extraordinary Parents Arthur and Marion Darman! Allen D
Thank my Two Angelic Pot Smoking Lesbian WordPress Website Development Specialists in San Francisco! I could NEVER have done what I did without them. I sure hope I meet u2 both face 2 face some day! As well as know your names! Allen D
Thank another True American Hero named Mark Jaquith of http://CoveredWebServices.Wordpress.com! Mark Voluntarily Stepped Up To The Plate For Both America and the World in April 2012, despite His Clearly Knowing that *He Was Putting His Life, and the Lives of His Wife and Children*, On the Line when doing so. America owes this Moral and Incredibly Brave Man more than it will Ever Realize… And It Owes His Family more than it will Ever Realize as well. Allen D
America Owes Larry Page and the Folks Behind Google so much it’s not funny! I will explain this at a later date. Allen D
More Quotes coming as time goes on…